With egg noodles!
And because this post has no meaning, I resubmit my list of weird academic titles that I posted on Baffled Hiram's post.Disciplines like:RagemasterVisiting ScreamerProfessor of Putting-the-Boot-InSlappistMaster of Hey-You-Stop-Looking-at-That-Motherfucking-CellphoneElectronics FlingerDepartment LeninDepartment Stalin (throned/dethroned)His Holiness, Ho Chi MinhTrimmer of Zizek's beardMaster of Chomskyisms, 2nd classWearer of The Great Helmsman's Stinky BathrobeHolder of the Buckley Prize for Effete Drunken Snobbery and Crypto-NazismThe Motherfuckest of all Motherfuckers, bar noneHolder of the Jello Biafra Award for Kampuchean StudiesChief Rabbi of Great BritainLAUGH DAMN YOU!!! LAUGH!!!!!!
Seriously, quite clever, Streinikov. And sorry about the meaningless post. I admit that it is. I just wanted to look at the duck picture I guess!
I'm wondering if catching a mostly-tame duck with culinary intent (but without weapons) counts as "hunting" (not that I was thinking of duck a l'orange or anything, but somebody might be. . .).