I suppose it's some comfort knowing that my IT department is staffed by people who are incompetent with new technology, not those who philosophically oppose it. My department colleagues belong to the later group, thus I am IT for these blockheads.
Dear Early Exiting Edith,
Yes, I can contact your students about the time change to your class. You’re right that it’s the most convenient thing to do since you can’t figure out the class email system (so many mouse clicks!) and you’re leaving right now at 3:30 in the afternoon. Thank you for the offer of baking me a treat in return for doing you this favor but no, that’s really not necessary. I would much rather that you do you God damn job next time. If that request requires too much long term planning, then another suitable option would be for you to go fuck yourself right now.