Well, this is a bit ominous. I'm not sure whether to stay up, backed into a corner, drinking coffee and clutching the largest knife I can find in the kitchen, or go to bed right now and pull the covers over my head.
As every kid knows, monsters can't get you if you have the covers pulled up over your head. But as the monsters say:"You gotta breathe some time, kid!"
For the love of French toast, whatever you do, DO NOT take the post down before noon eastern, regardless of what kind of trolling goes on. I don't want to miss this.
I put out a plate of cookies and a glass of vodka. Gone. Strelnikov lives.