Loving the new blend!
WHO FUCKED WITH MY COFFEE???!!! I am sure the two cans LOOKED the same to you. But they are NOT the same so WHY THE FUCK did you dump one can into the other??? One can is crappy tasting (but I keep it around in case we run out, as bad coffee is often better than no coffee) the other can is the good-tasting nearly full one that I use every day to make the coffee.
You may think “what’s the big deal, honest mistake.”
Except for the fact that I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO BUYS THE COFFEE. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES THE COFFEE. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CLEANS THE COFFEE POT.
Since NOBODY else seems to be able to handle such difficult tasks NOBODY should touch the coffee.