Today we had a delayed openning due to snow. As a result, the class times are all tea-partyed up.
Time Challenged Tina: "When does this class end?"
Me: "At a quarter after twelve."
Tina: "Quarter after twelve??? What do you mean? When does class end?"
Me: "Quarter after twelve, you know 12:15."
Tina: "Oh, 12:15, but what did you mean by quarter after???"
Me (drawing a circular clock divided into four quarters to illustrate this very complex topic): "Well there are 60 minutes in an hour so when you divide the hour up into four quarters, they are each 15 minutes long."
Tina: "But four quarters is a dollar."
Me: FACE PALM
Why I drink. Thank Jeebus Spring break starts tomorrow.