So I grew up with family friends who were kind of like cousins. We are now sort of distant. Well, not in any way estranged....just not in touch. It's been 20 years since our families have had those barbecues.
Recently, one of them sent a video of her young lotus blossom, who is apparently quite a burgeoning genius, to 1,000 or so of her closest friends.
It is a three minute short of her young daughter straining over her little potty.
THREE MINUTES of a small child straining.....and then finally getting that poop out. Entitled "Patty's First Poop in the Potty," it ends with a close up of the poop, with the sounds of her parents cheering in the background.
Heaven help us all.