Now we can't even discipline our students. According to this court decision, parents can't dress their kid in diapers, shave her head and make her run around the neighborhood if she get's an F. If a judge won't let parents do the right thing, I don't expect they would let faculty get away with it.
Now I'll have to change my whole syllabus.
I'll bet a court would allow a fraternity or sorority to do this. All I need to do is offer my class as a Greek organization and the problem is solved.