Monday, October 7, 2013

Cretinous Georgia Tech Frat Letter.

Listen, don't go below the jump if you don't want to read an open letter to frat members that will make you want to vomit.

But, at times it's good to remember exactly who we have in our classes:

Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don’t to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her… yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of her cheek. ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS.

More - it's all awful.

7 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 7, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    Boys, if you need a set of instructions for getting a girl that includes, "get hard" then you should just save yourselves the tuition money and move back in with mom and dad. You'll be a failure at everything.

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  2. BellaOctober 7, 2013 at 7:04 PM

    I wish it was true, BB, but it appears that tactics such as these work rather well.

    Funny, because I would never had gone to such a party. The closest I got was to visit my sister, who attended University of New Hampshire. With her, I visited a frat house, and felt grossed out just being in the living room during a non party afternoon. I refused to attend a party (I was a junior in high school) and she reluctantly took me to a Livingston Taylor concert instead. I still remember that concert. Livingston Taylor is great!

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  3. Doctor BPDOctober 7, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    I hate fraternities, but I don't think this type of thinking is restricted to fraternites (sic). It seems distressingly common among youth.

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  4. UnknownOctober 7, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    The behavior of the men described in the letter--and the behavior of the women who go along with it--represent the bottom of a long, slippery, slope.

    The "slippery slope" may represent a logical fallacy, but it also represents an empirical truth about human institutions and mores.

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  5. The Contemplative CynicOctober 7, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    I think there should be awareness campaigns on campus about why women shouldn't attend frat parties.

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  6. CrayonEaterOctober 8, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    I had NO idea that putting my hair behind my ears while dancing meant that I wanted a kiss. (First base?) Is this an international signal? Or just this particular frat's one?

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  7. StrelnikovOctober 9, 2013 at 4:37 AM

    Burn the frats to the ground.

    Problem solved.

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