Hugh Suk: (magna voce) So I'm taking this retarded history course.
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Colin Crony: Yeah, sucks.
Hugh: Yeah, and I'm a history major so I have to take it. But what he has us read has nothing to do with history.
Me: You're probably wrong.
Hugh: The first book we read was about some village in India.
Me: Just as I suspected.
Hugh: And I'm just like... I took this class to learn history, not to learn about some people that lived a while ago.
Me: Are... is this... are you satirizing stupid people?
Hugh: And I told him in class when he asked us what we thought. I said it had nothing to do with history.
Me: Death. Death upon you and your son and his son. Plague. Infestation upon your lands for your impertinent idiocy, Hugh. PLAGUE!
Hugh: And this other kid was defending them. (Nerd impression) "I thought the readings were useful and that they WERE about history."
Me: Good on him. Also, Plague! Plague upon you for mocking someone for expressing their opinion just as you did! Plague! Locusts! A blight upon your land!
Hugh, I damn thee to Hell.