My fellow Miserians,
I swear that I just received this actual authentic email from a freshman. I haven't edited it except to hide my identity. I even checked the campus record system to make sure that dude actually exists and it's not one of my colleagues trying to push my buttons. I don't know what to say.
I seem to have missed 14 hamsterology assignments. I have completed the two optional exercises. Is there any way I can make up for all of my incomplete assignments?