Grandpa Bison: "How much time off work do you get, Cousin Ox?"
Cousin Ox: "I head back to work on Monday, actually. Not too much time, really."
Grandpa Bison: "Oh, that's a shame. Not like Bison gets. You know how much time those college kids get."
Dr. Bison: "GODDAMMIT! I'M A DOCTOR AND FACULTY MEMBER NOW! I STILL HAVE THINGS TO DO BEFORE CLASSES START!"
Grandpa Bison: "Oh, right. Well, how about that sporting event, eh?"
*Just to be clear, I did not flip out on my beloved elder. I was laughing when I said the above (in mock outrage). I think in my grandfather's mind, I went off to college almost two decades ago and just never left the system.