Monday, September 15, 2014

Welcome to Northwestern College, Orange City, Iowa.

Nobody asked me. They just moved the whole damn compound. How did you get through those locks? I don't buy cheap shit.

Anyway, I have a GPS. I can find it, I guess. Iowa? Is it next to Idaho, Ohio? Somewhere in there, right. Big rectangular states. Corn, potatoes. Football teams.

Thought your crew might like to see the college orientation film.




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Apparently Cash Brought the Duck.

10 comments:

  1. HectorSeptember 15, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    I swear it wasn't until the feet that I realized the thing had been doctored. That's how much I pay attention to orientation videos...cracked me up.

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    1. UnknownSeptember 15, 2014 at 7:28 PM

      It wasn't the roach?

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    2. Quarter Wave VerticalSeptember 15, 2014 at 9:10 PM

      Nah. It was because there was no mention of "serious fun", which, years ago, was a slogan used by the institution I used to teach at.

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  2. Kimmie of the Kensington KimmiesSeptember 15, 2014 at 3:20 PM

    Cal, I always knew you had a foot fetish.

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  3. The Contemplative CynicSeptember 15, 2014 at 4:48 PM

    I just want to know if the duck survived the move...

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    1. College MiserySeptember 15, 2014 at 5:35 PM

      Evidence above.

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    2. The Contemplative CynicSeptember 15, 2014 at 10:32 PM

      Did he eat the alpaca? He's grown so much I didn't recognize him. ;)

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    3. Eating Low SaltSeptember 16, 2014 at 11:54 AM

      It is unusually large. What is the poster next to the bed?

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  4. Wicked Walter from WaxahachieSeptember 15, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    You crazzy, crazzy, crazzy motherfuckers.

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  5. Froderick Frankenstien from FresnoSeptember 16, 2014 at 5:57 AM

    How good to see Northwestern, a place mainly notable for their high opinion of themselves (that, and a fine breeding ground for the 1%) getting their well-deserved comeuppance.

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