After the university began offering advanced degrees in subjects relevant to students such as Facebook, Twitter, and reality TV shows, registration increased exponentially.
* The Office of Student Appeasement and Retention had their work cut out for them this year.
* The standard of dress at the Spring Formal had drifted over the years.
* "This isn't at all what The Quad looked like in the brochures."
* The provost grew to regret his decision to combine all sections of Psych 101 into a single class, held in the stadium.
* Each new year, on the first day that the temperature reaches 10C/50F, the undergraduates hold an impromptu wake for all their elder relatives that "died" so that they might skip class.
Why is someone near front-center wearing a Superman costume? Seriously: Waldo might not be there, but you can spot Superman easily. Shouldn't he be flying, anyway?
After the university began offering advanced degrees in subjects relevant to students such as Facebook, Twitter, and reality TV shows, registration increased exponentially.
ReplyDelete"Read the Syllabus Day" a resounding success.
ReplyDeletethe 445-600 pm classes are increasingly popular as this photo showing helicopter parents picking up their children after class shows.
ReplyDeleteAttendance slightly down at Katie's BFF BBQ this year.
ReplyDeleteAs the kids say: OMG! That comment is so on point.
DeleteWaldo's somewhere in there, I'm pretty sure, and odds are he isn't wearing a shirt.
ReplyDelete* The Office of Student Appeasement and Retention had their work cut out for them this year.
ReplyDelete* The standard of dress at the Spring Formal had drifted over the years.
* "This isn't at all what The Quad looked like in the brochures."
* The provost grew to regret his decision to combine all sections of Psych 101 into a single class, held in the stadium.
* Each new year, on the first day that the temperature reaches 10C/50F, the undergraduates hold an impromptu wake for all their elder relatives that "died" so that they might skip class.
We all stood around wondering if College Misery was going to close again.
ReplyDeleteWhy is someone near front-center wearing a Superman costume? Seriously: Waldo might not be there, but you can spot Superman easily. Shouldn't he be flying, anyway?
ReplyDeleteThat's "Syllabusman".
DeleteI was also wondering about Superman and his inability to fly. Is class also his Kryptonite?
DeleteRoom change for remedial math
ReplyDeleteWish there was a button so I could like this.
DeleteWe have a winner, folks.
DeleteThe Dean never has a dull moment when the adjunct assigns homework.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the crowd for?
ReplyDeleteThey're waiting for Superman.