Dr. Jekyll: I say, Hyde, the fine folks at Iowa State University seemed to have solved the conundrum that is faculty work/life balance.
Prof. Hyde: The University of Corn? What do they know about this issue?
Dr. Jekyll: Well, it seems their Faculty Senate President-Elect told them not to work quite as much.
Prof. Hyde: Ah, well, that does solve it! I should be more respectful of Iowa State University. Perhaps for their next trick they will invent a time machine.