Professor Chiltepin and EC1 had a great idea going in the comments of this (untitled) post. Here's a copy of the conversation so far:
I'll add one more: If this is just a research project on us, then the joke is on the RGM. Maybe I'm also collecting data on CM. Maybe we all are. We're like a street gang comprised of undercover police trying to infiltrate a street gang.
So let's here your ideas for a confession from the RGM. The clock is ticking... You have two weeks to guess before you're proven wrong.