Monday, March 9, 2015

Spring break caption contest

For many of us, spring break approaches, with its promise of quiet classrooms and ample campus parking.  You're hoping to use those days to get caught up or maybe dreaming of starting a new project.  Students look forward to other activities:


Give us a caption for this in the comments section.  Enjoy!


12 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 9, 2015 at 4:18 PM

    Everyone knows it's not fair to get help like that in the vomit contest.

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  2. Quarter Wave VerticalMarch 9, 2015 at 4:45 PM

    In an effort to make the student evaluation process more interactive, administrators at Podunk University decided that it should be along the lines of a "hands-on" procedure. On the left, two professors, dressed in red, are bowing to a student, because he is their customer. On the right, another student is expressing his dissatisfaction with his grade by turning his professor upside down.

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  3. EC1March 9, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Party schools and student debt: correlation and causation inch ever closer.

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  4. Pat from PeoriaMarch 9, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    Man, I've already had too much to drink. Everyone's face looks pixelated.

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  5. The Contemplative CynicMarch 9, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    Maybe we can find the pieces of our dignity in this woman's crotch and this bowl on the ground...

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  6. Emergency Mathematical HologramMarch 9, 2015 at 7:07 PM

    The lab for Gynecology 101 will be held in the quad today.

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  7. Peter KMarch 9, 2015 at 7:59 PM

    In this all-white fraternity's first "active bystander" drill, a student tries to decide whom to help first.

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  8. Middle-Aged and MoroseMarch 9, 2015 at 9:43 PM

    The Junior Faculty mixer at the MLA quickly got out of hand...

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  9. EC1March 9, 2015 at 9:55 PM

    Campus diversity issues a thing of the past due to increase in brunette student enrollment.

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  10. EC1March 9, 2015 at 9:58 PM

    Edubabble 2015 prize won by student Shei Ming.

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  11. EC1March 9, 2015 at 10:12 PM

    Students search everywhere for meaning in Twitter essays.

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  12. Prof PoopieheadMarch 11, 2015 at 12:19 AM

    Members of the jean-wearing proletariat mentor the trouser-and-skirt-wearing frat kids on the various indignities they'd suffer if they'd ever had the misfortune of not being born into privilege.

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