We answered all the questions. The only ones left are rhetorical.
The last time I sent one in, Terry/Gordon had an orgasm.
Wait, are we still commenting on Ben's post from yesterday?
And where is the RGM? The graphics don't change. There's no drama. Nobody is threatening a revolver in the mouth. It's crazzy, is what it is. Fab, are you there? Is mail piling up? Has the cable been disconnected?My Big Thirsty: Why, oh, why, do I have to teach when I was clearly cut out to be a leading man?
I post what I get, Hiram. I think a lot of folks are posting good stuff. Although the audience is very small, only about a thousand unique visitors each day, I've been encouraged to leave the page open. It's fairly easy if folks want to send stuff in and I'm happy to help.
The Big Thirsty is now an online student at the U of F.
This is so meta.
I like meat.
This. This is the Big Thirsty.
Next question: where are my glasses?
Did you check the top of your head?
Oh yeah, there they are. And, THIS is the Big Thirsty.
Pretty sure it'd be CALLED a BIG Thirsty and it'd have the damn graphic. We are not animals.
Seriously, man, don't poke the bear. You piss around with the Big Thirsty or any of the other tropes, and this site will be JUST clouds.
OK, OK, let's put the pin back in the grenade and get back to doing shots and making the alpaca nervous. There was a question, and it was on a Thursday. I thought it was a good question, worthy of serious consideration.
You're right. 100% right. But nobody asked for me to make it the Big Thirsty; nobody asked for the graphic. It wasn't marked or labeled as such. There aren't many traditions worth dying for in 2008 or whatever it is. I happily welcome any and all submissions of Thirstys. The set of rules that govern them are in the history.
So is this post "the First Question, the oldest question in the universe, that must never be answered, hidden in plain sight"???