Use of empty business psychobabble in your e-mails, doesn't make them fucking professional. You aren't "touching base", you're fucking badgering me! The fact that you think your grade is surprisingly low, rather than surprisingly high, doesn't even matter anymore. Your grasp of basic etiquette is worse than your grasp of basic chemistry.
I don't know what game you excelled at in middle-school, sporty, but the matches must have gone on for days if you had to touch the same god damned base 57 times. There is nothing more I can do for you.
Go touch the Dean's base, I'm not responding to you anymore.