Some Shit I Wished I'd Said
B-minus Bob: No, I didn’t deduct points because I thought your paper was late. Because your paper wasn’t late. No, I didn’t enter the grade wrong. Fact is you just didn’t deserve anything better. And hey, I can tell you’re bitter, but asking me in front of the whole class about the average grade on the paper won’t help you. I know what you're thinking. Why don’t you just come out and say it? I am an A student and the only possible reasons for my B-minus are either a mistake, or you grade too hard. No, on both counts. And by the way, here’s the class average, B-minus Bob: 75.68. That’s pretty much the most average average imaginable. So I don’t grade too hard. I actually grade too easy by .68%. Fuck off.
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B-minus Bob: No, I didn’t deduct points because I thought your paper was late. Because your paper wasn’t late. No, I didn’t enter the grade wrong. Fact is you just didn’t deserve anything better. And hey, I can tell you’re bitter, but asking me in front of the whole class about the average grade on the paper won’t help you. I know what you're thinking. Why don’t you just come out and say it? I am an A student and the only possible reasons for my B-minus are either a mistake, or you grade too hard. No, on both counts. And by the way, here’s the class average, B-minus Bob: 75.68. That’s pretty much the most average average imaginable. So I don’t grade too hard. I actually grade too easy by .68%. Fuck off.MORE
When's the last time anyone saw Stella!?!?! This RYS piece also from 2010 is one of my all time jamz.
ReplyDeleteJesus, Stella had spunk.
ReplyDeleteI cried the day Stella left and have mourned her absence ever since.
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