Thursday, October 1, 2015

5 Years Ago on CM. The Scintillating Stella From Sparksburg...

Some Shit I Wished I'd Said

B-minus Bob: No, I didn’t deduct points because I thought your paper was late. Because your paper wasn’t late. No, I didn’t enter the grade wrong. Fact is you just didn’t deserve anything better. And hey, I can tell you’re bitter, but asking me in front of the whole class about the average grade on the paper won’t help you. I know what you're thinking. Why don’t you just come out and say it? I am an A student and the only possible reasons for my B-minus are either a mistake, or you grade too hard. No, on both counts. And by the way, here’s the class average, B-minus Bob: 75.68. That’s pretty much the most average average imaginable. So I don’t grade too hard. I actually grade too easy by .68%. Fuck off.



  1. When's the last time anyone saw Stella!?!?! This RYS piece also from 2010 is one of my all time jamz.

  2. I cried the day Stella left and have mourned her absence ever since.