While Fab fumbles around with all this high-tech stuff, let's take one second to notice that the former home of our beloved compound has somehow become an "elite" school. No doubt, this is thanks to CM having hung around there for a few years. Our mere presence makes a place great. Maybe we should be charging the PR people at Oilmont? Five years from now, the previously embarrassing Oilmont will be a goddamned tourist attraction and premier destination for famous ivory-tower eggheads.
Either that, or this is the end of times. What else could explain it?
Think on that, would you?