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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eka0ecRYouw
In case you can't believe what you just saw, here's an article about the extravagant dorms at UCF and elsewhere.
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-06-14/news/os-new-ucf-dorm-beth-kassab-20130614_1_student-housing-new-ucf-knights-plaza
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-06-14/news/os-new-ucf-dorm-beth-kassab-20130614_1_student-housing-new-ucf-knights-plaza
It goes without saying that I didn't live in dorms that nice when I was a student. I don't live in a house NOW with those amenities. (I'm even writing this email in secret so that the lovely Ms. Beaker Ben doesn't find out that college students have granite counter tops but she does not.)
Beaker Ben
Um, UCF is in Orlando, not Ocala.
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't afford hotels in Orlando. The College of Central Florida is in Ocala. http://www.cf.edu
ReplyDeleteCollege of Central Florida, formerly known as Central Florida Community College, is a public state college in Ocala, Florida. The College of Central Florida is a member institution of the Florida College System.
ReplyDeleteThe college is accredited by the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Commission on Colleges to award baccalaureate, Associate in Arts, Associate in Science degrees as well as Certificate program offerings.[4] The college started offering bachelor degree programs in Business and Organizational Management in 2010, followed by Early Childhood Education in 2011, and Nursing in 2014. Wikipedia.
OK, but why do you call it UCF, more than once?
DeleteHi Frod. I didn't write the post. Beaker Ben posted it.
DeleteWell fuck it all. I misread the description of Ocala. I didn't realize that CF was a thing, as the kids say, and I thought that it was the same as UCF. Nevermind.
DeleteCrystal, don't we have editors who take care of these details before stuff gets posted?
No. Every mod ever took shit for being overbearing. I've gone my own way.
DeleteIs it easier if we move to Orlando? What will annoy the most readers?
ReplyDeleteI love waking up and piecing together these things after the fact. I think I have all of this. I just can't figure out yet why Frod got out his 1983 Princeton Review of Universities to fact check Ben's posting.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love that the Crystal overreacted and made us ALL move down the road! Did anyone thing to get my timbales out of the closet?
Plus I thought Ben was the moderator and that he was Frod as well. And that I was the egg man.
DeleteWhat, is nobody else up? Okay.
DeleteNo, I'm Yaro, remember?
DeleteAlso: The 1983 Princeton Review of Universities had nothing to do with it. My girlfriend is a UCF graduate, and we went to high school in DeLand together. It's a nice place, which otherwise largely no longer exists: rural central Florida.
Ocala, Orlando, whatevs. At least we are moving to a place with a mall.
ReplyDeleteAh, I'm so glad we've moved to Orlando, the home of that more sophisticated decadence that is Florida today.
ReplyDeleteFuck me. I'm such an idiot.
ReplyDeleteSorry for making us move again. By shear luck, it's still a city beginning with O so we haven't broken that tradition.
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