Attends seven conventions for administrators on how to cut costs
All in what a former chair of mine calls (in reference to things that sometimes raise red flags, at least when it comes to faculty, in the reimbursement office) Very Nice Places. Brings family (of course).
When children are on college tours finds conferences, workshops,etc that are "must-attends" near or at children's top schools.
Changes administrative password on LMS. Somehow breaks enrollment management. Tells no one. Goes on vacation^H^H^H to a conference on another continent. Cellphone number yields bursts of music from locked office.
Gives helicopter parent ridiculous assurances re. their precious progeny.Finds new gig at different institution.Passes instructor’s home phone number to said parent just before leaving.