Oh my God, as they kids like to say. I'm a forever-reader and have never had one good and juicy bit to share. Until today!
This student took one of my classes. I'm Internet famous now, right? Should I start a podcast? Or will people find me on their own? Stay back. I'm not ready for my closeup. I sure won't be taking my publicity photos in my car!
Flava: Police say a 19-year-old Texas A&M University student who rear-ended a squad car told an officer she was taking a topless selfie.
Amazing. Wasn't it also A&M where the student lost her license and drove around in a Barbie jeep?
ReplyDeleteMaybe this student will meet the same fate, and then she'll be a topless woman in a topless car.
If I had a nickel for every time Cal sent me a topless selfie, I'd have enough to buy a damned good plate of chitlins and gravy.
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