Wednesday, April 1, 2015

April Fool's Flashback. 8 Years Ago Today.

Sunday, April 1, 2007


Outed

I am chagrined to report that my cover has been blown by a Chronicle article that will appear online tomorrow morning.

I started Rate Your Students as a bit of a lark in November of 2005. After a brief but intense series of interviews and national attention, I started to receive a great deal of nasty mail. During one week in February of 2006, the site was hacked several times. I decided it had been too much of hassle and so I took it all down. A few weeks later, I came up with a fake back story that three moderators, all at different colleges, had taken over the site and were running it.

April Fool's Flashback. 7 Years Ago Today.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008


This Week's Academic Personals.


  • SWF (Sophomore with an F) seeking mentoring, tutoring, and, like, you know, sex, from older (obviously) Registrar's office staff person. I don't think you're all retards, like Ryan says. I've seen some real hotties go in that office. I'd like to really get to know you, have a lot of, uh, sex, with you, and then maybe spend all night in your office, with the computers and everything. I got screwed - not literally, you bad boy! - by my Spanish professor, and he gave me an F, even though I worked a whole summer at Taco Cabana. It's just a grade. My roommate says nobody gives a shit. So, if you're up for the third best cheerleader from 2005's Rancho Carne squad, and you have the password for the grade change software, let's, uh, you know, do it like we're on Animal Planet. Heather in Hughes Hall.