Dear Sporty Sorority Susie,
Yes, it IS a coincidence that we belong to the same gym. It is ESPECIALLY a coincidence because I joined this gym so that I could avoid running into Sporty Sorority Susies like yourself at our University Fitness & Eating Disorder Enabling Center. And it is a SUPER DUPER DUPER coincidence that we are both taking this deranged mockery of Latin dance that now passes for exercise in our modern world.
But even with all of these coincidences, there is no reason for you to ask me about your paper grade. No reason. At all. Now shut up and start doing that mambo turn for Calle Ocho, bitch.