Sorry to post and run, but I was too amazed to let this go yet too busy to recreate my experience with a fancy photoshop image.
Waiting for the bus. Saw a young woman walking down the street. Noticed she was taking up the whole sidewalk and forcing everyone to part for her to pass. (Internal eye-roll) Took note of her flamboyant tie-dyed tshirt. My eyes grew large as I read the script on said tshirt:
"Snowflake. Class of 2009"