Monday, October 25, 2010

Sometimes you actually think of the right thing to say

I briefly go over exams in class before I post scores or return the papers. One of the little dears really wanted his score beforehand.

Him: Can I get my score early?

Me: Why, it won't tell you which questions you missed.

Him: If I get a good grade, then I don't need to worry about the answers in class.

Me: Let me get this straight... You want me to give you information so that you will ignore me?

His Buddies: PWNED!!!

5 comments:

  1. StrelnikovOctober 25, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    There should be a website for submitting stories of sheer laziness, something like "deadass.com", "fatdrunkandstupid.net", or "nationalreviewonline.com"....

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  2. Irritated IsisOctober 25, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Extra funny points because his buddies are all doing pretty well. Him? Not so much.

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  3. Frog and ToadOctober 26, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    How do you pronounced PWNED? I've always wondered.

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  4. Chloe CommProfOctober 28, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Oh, I am so glad someone else asked that. I, too, have always wondered how it was pronounced and never had the courage to ask! Thanks Marcia!

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  5. AnastasiaOctober 28, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    "Pawned"...some people will tell you it's "pooned", but those people are just plain weird. And really, you shouldn't be pronouncing it at all. Saying pwned is the equivalent of saying "lol" instead of laughing. Just say owned. :)

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