stop being such a fucking bitch.
I know the Two Whiny Bitches had you wrapped around their little fingers because "It's very stressful when students don't receive feedback regularly. You need to distribute information in a timely fashion." I know that compelling argument does carry truth. And I know the definition of "timely" might vary between you, me and them. But when you sent me two bitchy e-mails per day over the holiday weekend demanding their final grades, though their final work hadn't been in my in-box more than a day, I thought you were going to DISTRIBUTE THE FUCKING INFORMATION IN A TIMELY FASHION!!!!!!
If my less than a week turn-around rate is too slow for YOUR definition of "timely", then what the fuck is THREE WEEKS!!!
Give them their god damned grades so they leave me alone. You wanted control over that information so no one could skip town without doing your god damned satisfaction survey so you could justify your fucking grant. So fine, the ball is in your court. But I know the little bitches did that fucking survey (they probably found more time to do the survey than they had all semester to do work, because it was an opportunity to trash me) so, not to be too redundant here, but, GIVE THEM THEIR FUCKING GRADES!!!!!!!!