Thursday, November 17, 2011

First step in making a better world for all of us, especially me

Our current shenanigans provide me with an opportunity to fix something that bothers me and, I expect, you as well.

My posts don't seem to get a lot of comments.  Sometimes, just two or three.  The comments' quality is good and people are generally appreciative of what I write.  I can't complain about that and I thank all who have commented before.  I just get jealous of those posts that lead to rambling conversations involving 20+ comments.

I figure this is my best chance yet for comment glory.

32 comments:

  1. Shall we do it like the super-popular blogs? (E.g. FIRST!)

    Or would you prefer substance?

    If you consider me an a-hole, do you still want me to comment?

    Kidding aside, I always enjoy your posts, though I don't always have something to say.

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  2. This place is going completely off the rails. It's been the most interesting week of CM so far.

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  3. And. I. Keep. Missing. It. (or just sliding it at the edges)

    But I love me a "Beaker Ben" post, always and ever.

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  4. BB, come on man, your contributions in comments seem to get the most attention...not that you hijack comments, heavens no. But you typically deliver some of CM's finer smartassery there.

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  5. I'll comment as soon as my KlugScheisser-Pro! finishes downloading. I want to try out the postcolonial genderqueer Marxist attachment. I paid extra.

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  6. Hey Ben,

    Are you an asshole for wanting more comments? Or am I an asshole for calling you an asshole for being the kind of asshole who wants more comments? I get really fucking confused sometimes. I guess that makes me the asshole here, right?

    Anyway, I just wanted to say, good fucking job making me laugh, you asshole.

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  7. No, Archie, you are the *complete fucking asshole*. Asshole.

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  8. I loved your post. I really thought it was part of the hijacking, however. I still don't believe it's your real post, because your picture is not on it.

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  9. Score!

    Meanwhile, can't everyone help a Beaker out? Only 12 comments so far. Pathetic...

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  10. We might hear from Stella, after she's done emailing vitriol to the mods.

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  11. The image wouldn't necessarily be proof that it really is BB. Someone posted with my name and used my image as well.

    Either way, keep on truckin' BB. I like your stuff.

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  12. I will comment here to say that I have no fucking idea why some of these posts in the last few days have appeared, or disappeared, or what -- or what this blog is even about anymore. But I *ALWAYS* appreciate a Beaker Ben appearance, with or without pictures.

    I can't imagine Stella e-mailing vitriol to the mods. I've never done it, and I'm going to lay down a bet that the majority of those Real Goddamned E-mails were from men, and only one or two men at that. If Wilhelm cares to share some stats, I bet they'd be enlightening.

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  13. Ooh, I hadn't thought of that, F&T, but I also wouldn't mind hearing the stats. Just at the moment though I think they're dealing with more malicious attacks from a seriously unbalanced asshole.

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  14. Goddamnit! Do I have to do everything around here? Here you go Ben, this'll get you to 20.

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  15. And one more puts you over 20.

    You're welcome.

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  16. Many times the comments I would make are already made by someone else. I would not want to see, as on some blogs I read, a list of
    Plus 1 dude
    or right on etc,etc

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  17. Ben, I live my life knowing that 99.9 percent of the time, I'm shouting into the ether. Here's my shout to you from etherland.

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  18. Lorem the ipsum. Who dolor's it? Amet!

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