|I was going to Tweet|
decided it'd be better
to just take a few hits
from a hammer instead!
So he begged us, and "begged" is not too strong a word. So we allowed him access to our Twitter login and he's been attempting to rev it up or twit it up or whatever.
He says we have 102 followers. I think Lady Gaga has a pair of shoes with 9 million followers, so 102 is not very good.
If you want to follow us, you have to go to your magic lightbox and search for @collegemisery. Or #collegemisery. Or maybe you actually need to hold a blue bird in your hand and then call out for us.
We, that is the mods, the coolest kids in the compound, hold the Twitterverse in remarkable disdain. Why? We don't know. We love Blogger even though it's no good. We're just stupid, maybe. We think all digital culture is going to implode, like, any minute.
We've lost some steam. We don't remember why we started this post.