Dear Student:
I am not blind.
You are sitting 12 feet away from me and you're looking down at your lap - where your hands appear to be extremely busy - and you're grinning like a fool.
If you're texting, stop it.
If you're not texting STOP IT.
Thank you.
Fab, your choice of graphic is so naughty!
ReplyDeleteMost people say, "Birdie!"
DeleteBut my grandmother (the very proper one) always called it a "shuttlecock." What she would make of this application of the term, I'm not sure (although very proper, she was not a prude -- in fact, she was a doctor's daughter who believed in sex education -- so she might actually chuckle).
DeleteI loved this when it was first posted! Thanks for the re-post!
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