Yes, I thought I might post once and fade away, but no, guess not.
Why do male colleagues come to me when they want to find out what "women" think? I am tired of translating an entire gender. I not only get asked about women, but about girls or young women in other proffie's classes. Do I have a sign that says, "I understand us!"
Why is that my male colleagues seem needier than my female colleagues? Is it a face they just show me?
Why do I want to smash the face of the new Sociology professor? Seriously, why? She seems nice enough, but her clothing allowance must be double my salary because it's the end of September and I've never seen her wear anything a second time.
Oh, why, why do I stay up late to watch Fallon?
Why do I get so mad when the chair brings brownies or cookies to the meetings? Why are they so bad?
Why did I wake up thinking it was Friday - a non-teaching day - and then allow myself 20 luxurious minutes before I realized, nope, it's Thursday?