Not "poop." POOP! Play Online with Other Proffies. Who wants to POOP? (Don't raise your hand if you're ready.) Good! Everybody's ready.
Here's how it works. I give you a topic. You give me a short answer in the comments. After a few days, I'll collect your answers and create a poll. You vote for your favorite response. Then, you come back to vote again and again and again and again because I am doing this only to increase page views.
Today, let's POOP about Bible verses altered to reflect the life of an academic. This is inspired by some fun I had on Twitter. Here's one I wrote:
I am the promotion and the tenure and the committee. No one becomes the associate professor except through me.You get the idea. Now, dust off those church pamphlets (or Google) and start POOPing!
If you don't feel like POOPing now, don't strain yourself. Just sit down, grab a magazine and relax.