The Return of Real Goddamned Mail.

Collected between November 2014 and whatever today is.

• You might be a little thin-skinned for the job.
• I really enjoy the page some days, but when things go wrong you get so pissy and defensive. That's not going to help anyone.
• You are like all the other mods, and I mean it as an insult.
• I had a comment up a couple of days ago where I told Xxxxxxx he was an asshole. Now, that's allowable. That's just commentary and criticism. Anybody who's read that guy knows he's an asshole.
• How can we convince Beaker Ben to post something every day. He's so funny.
• Tell Beaker Ben that if he wants to post so much he could just start a livejournal page or maybe he could write it in his diary.
• Terry, you're the best mod we've had. Keep on rocking and rolling.
• Will Fab or Leslie K be coming back to moderate at some point? I really don't want to complain, and I mean no offense, but the whole page is just getting too boring.
• My daughter is going to college next year, and as I've helped her do research on college life I found this website. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I cannot believe any of you have any power or position in colleges. It's despicable. I hope you are not in Colorado.
• Why don't any of you use your real names and institutions. That would change the way you talk about the profession. I've been teaching for 10 years and absolutely nobody has heard of this blog or gives a shit about your twisted version of what real professors do.
• I swear I'm not a complainer, but on my screen the font is too small.
• Is there a command I can use on the blog to make the font smaller? When I pull it up each morning it's so much bigger than the other websites I read. I tried ALT+ and ALT- but that doesn't seem to do anything.
• Here's a link to a story about what's going on at the University of Xxxxxxx. Could you write a few sentences about it and post it for me?
• Can you give me administrator's access to the blog. I'd like to help maintain it and maybe push it so that it's a little edgier. Let me know.
• I wrote a post several years ago about my precious snowflakes and how they drove me crazy with excuses. I can't find it now. Is there a way you can research it and find it for me. My name is Xxxxxxxx, but I used to post under Yyyyyyyy.
• I'm convinced that some people are posting under different names. That one guy Xxxxxxx always agrees with what Zzzzzzz says, and it's incredible that you wouldn't catch it.
• In the comments sometimes there are the same people saying the same things. I liked the page for a while, but it's all the same thing now. Maybe you could encourage other people to comment and give different perspectives.
• The only crisis in academe is the adjunct crisis, and you so rarely let us talk about it. I'd bet things would be different if you weren't growing old in your cushy positions.
• Why not just call the damn thing Adjunct Misery. You let outliers run the whole page with sob stories. This is not a place where any full time professor would feel welcome. I know it's mostly driven by envy, but you purport to be for all professors when you're really just sharing the disgruntled (and badly wrought) grumblings of a handful of Freeway Flyers.
• I renew my earlier objection.
• Read it. Hated it.
• Too Dumb; Didn't Read.
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• I'm a longtime professor at a Christian college in the Midwest, and I find it deplorable that any of you at Northwestern College can justify the hate-speech you traffic in on a daily basis. I wish your president knew about this page and could find out who you each are.
• I've forgotten my password.
• I can't remember my password.
• Can you look up my password?
• Is there a way I can look up the email addresses of all the contributors?
• How do I delete a comment somebody made on my post yesterday?
• What time do new stories appear on the page?
• You had a title up a few days ago where College Misery was spelled Colege Misery. I hope you caught it.
• On most websites the linked text changes colors after you click it, so you know which things you've read. Your links are all red all the time. Can you check that out?
• You've changed the archives so now it's just a tiny box with a month at a time. That's a bit of a pain to use. Could you change it back?
• I want to thank you for getting rid of the advertising. I always thought that was fucking ridiculous.
• The @CollegeMisery Twitter page has not been updated in a while. Do you need someone to do that?
• If you ever need someone to go graphic design for your page, you can contact me. There are a number of ways to proffesionalize the look of the page.
• Why are you so in love with the hit counts? If I see another green graph pretending there are thousands of readers, I'm just going to quit reading.
• Montana? What the fuck is your obsession with Montana?
• I love that we're so small in Montana. When I retire I can move there and tell people I was the moderator. They'll never know. The cachet will be delicious.
• You should post more linked articles from The XXXXXXX of XXXXXXXX XXXXXXX. They're really dealing with all of these problems in a professional way.
• You truly cannot all be professors. Your behavior is unprofessional and actionable.
• Last week you changed the sidebar from Weekly Hot Posts to Monthly Hot Posts and mine went from #5 to completely off the list. I know I may be overreacting, but it seems as if you did that so nobody would get to see what I wrote.
• The comments are always more entertaining than the actual posts.
• I have started to completely skip the comments because they're also so over the top.
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• Hey, Terry. I wanted to run an idea by you. When I was an undergrad I had a fair amount of scrapes with the cops, misdemeanor things, hijinx. I wonder if it'd be funny to post one a week, just college goofballs getting into jams. One story I think I'd share is when the guys and I from XXX went out of town to XXXXXXX and ended up partying with these XXXs from XXXXXX. One of the girls had a dad who was a trustee. Sufficient to say, she was the only one who had a cell phone at the time and so he was the one who bailed us out. But the point would be that we were all kids back in the day and that just because we've got some black marks against us we were able to make something of ourselves, and maybe that'd be a nice message - a tonic - for the usual fare. Let me know. I think I'll write that first one up and show it to you, or maybe the one about the time that our college's mascot got drunk with us after a nationally televised game, and we ended up taking his head and standing behind a reporter right on XXXXX Street during a live telecast on the nightly news in XXXXXX. The kid got booted from the gig, and we all felt pretty badly about it. One of those guys now is a judge in XXXXX. So, you tell me, who won that night?