|His professor inadvertently caused|
the rapture to occur.
Student: Hi! I saw your tutoring ad on Craigslist and need some math tutoring. Are you still doing tutoring?
Reply: Yes, I am still available. What is your availability?
Student: Oh great! I'm not taking any math right now but I am due to take a major test soon. Can you help me?
cue Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap!
Reply: Sure. Do you have a study guide for the test?
Student: No. I have no idea what will be on the test but would like to brush up on some topics. My most recent math class was prealgebra at the local CC.
cue rhetorical question
Reply: Okay, which topics do you need help with?