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A) What we mean by alt-ac?
B) The latest initiative from the Office of Student Retention and Appeasement?
C) ??
From NOW magazine's Feb. 11, 2016 issue.
Originally spotted on Reddit.
Originally spotted on Reddit.
You're one step closer to just publishing pornos
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DeleteIsn't it more likely that this is someone who got a PhD in China and who therefore has the right to teach, or at least to call herself a professor, in China? Maybe she actually worked as a professor there but was unable to do so in her new country.
DeleteIt could be more of an honorary degree.
DeleteOnly a fraction of her, uh, pupils are likely to care about her academic qualifications beyond her ability to make change for a payment in excess of their, uh, tuition.
Do you think she's tenured?
DeleteI think the has job security, which is arguably more valuable than tenure.
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ReplyDeleteTo heck with the rest of it; I want to know how she managed to wrangle her schedule so that she only teaches on Wednesdays!
ReplyDeletethat's the day set aside for faculty council.
DeleteTo heck with the rest of it; I want to know how she managed to wrangle her schedule so that she only teaches on Wednesdays!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's pretty clear that the majority of her time is dedicated to... research ;)
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Delete(The song is about the Great Plague. The impossible tasks given represent our inability to extend life indefinitely or to return it to the dead)
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ReplyDeleteWhy, yes. Your liberal sensibilities shine through.
DeleteWow.
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And, you know, when people disagree, or are wrong, or even are a little arrogant when they make a claim . . . is this your usual method of interacting with them? Really? And you're an intellectual?
Wow.
The correct term is "balls and ova".
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