I picture is worth a thousand words, or hopefully at least a few comments.

Give me a caption:

-- unknown sender

(it will be someone, though,

who will piss someone

off, and then there

will be email

to deal with.

there will be someone

who'll tell me we've

violated Corbis' copyright

law, and then if someone

comments that,

someone else will

call us all ninnies,

because don't we understand

the digital world,

a bunch of fucking old dudes

who don't get that

sharing is all

the thing now

and that ownership went out

with Ronald Reagan or 

Richard Nixon,

whoever was President

Before Barbara Bush's 

grandson

or whatever,

and did you know that this

site has been dying,

like, forever,

and the last good moderator

was Ben,

and then I'll know that

comment was from Ben,

because nobody thinks that

except for him,

and then Cal will sell his latest

mediocre book,

and some bad video off 

an unlistenable CD,

and then Wicked Walter will have

some Foghat lyric that

might seem to fit the

situations, but it's just

because Walt is really

drunk and he meant to

email that Foghat lyric to

an old girlfriend who

he couldn't marry, because,

well, she was from

Oklahoma originally, and

nobody, not even Walter,

has stones that big,

can you imagine what

the people in Waxahachie

would say about such madness.

and then hopefully another

post from Conan will come around

so the bickering

will end on this one

and we can get back to

the previous bickering,

and then I'm going to quit the site,

and then Terry P is going to open

a new one with a different name,

and 4 of the 6 remaining readers

will go there for 5 days, and then

come back here when Fab figures out

that everything we've done has

just been about tricking him back

to running things, because he was the best,

and even though Strelnikov famously

said he thought Fab had a lot

of feminine energy,

it'll bring peace to this place,

and all the old faces will

come around again, Yaro among them,

smiling, happy.

and then I can die.)

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