Sometimes a comment just needs to be displayed a little more freely in the sunshine.
Sometimes mods just fucking cry.
The teachers always help students to earn their knowledge and make their lessons regularly. But when some teachers do some wrong then more of them teachers got wrong near people. So teachers take care of themselves regularly.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some of the instructors on your schedule this year need to care about whiny comments you may put on evaluations, But this one doesn't.
Is this an AI-generated comment, like the recent Beatles-style song was generated? It's close to being reasonable but incorrect to a sufficient degree that it's obviously computer generated, like the text version of the uncanny valley.
Regardless, it's good advice folks: take care of yourselves regularly.
It's a revenue stream for TurnItIn. They scan the text of student essays then use that data to train chatbots. I'm surprised that the bots sound as good as they do, given the source material they have to work with.
I suspect they've been feeding it student emails from my inbox. Either that or I'm corresponding with the bot. Either way, I seem to be spending an increasing amount of time just trying to figure out what the question is, let alone how to answer it.
Bob mopped the sweat of his brow, and then placed his wide-brim hat back on his head. His dog Lucky lay sprawled at his feet; it was just too hot to chase after the squirrels foraging on the front lawn, mere yards away from possible capture. "But when some teachers do some wrong then more of them teachers got wrong near people" Bob intoned, and then he spit out a stream of tobacco juice and stared directly at me with narrowed eyes, as if daring me to offer a retort to his front porch wisdom. I merely nodded my head slightly in acknowledgement, took a sip of my iced tea, and we continued to watch the hazy afternoon march along.
I would like to join you and Bob on the porch, please (though I wouldn't mind keeping the weather I've currently got: sunny and crisp. Lucky can chase the squirrels through the fallen leaves, and they'll still stay a yard ahead of capture).
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
ReplyDeleteDid gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
ReplyDeleteThe horses ran over there past the boat onto the sea. Like strawberries. Yes, thank you.
ReplyDeleteRoses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
Roses are red,
ReplyDeleteViolets are blue,
Some of the instructors on your schedule this year need to care about whiny comments you may put on evaluations,
But this one doesn't.
Somebody's getting a little too free with the free verse.
DeleteOnly one of many things I'm too free with, old stick.
DeleteIs this an AI-generated comment, like the recent Beatles-style song was generated? It's close to being reasonable but incorrect to a sufficient degree that it's obviously computer generated, like the text version of the uncanny valley.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, it's good advice folks: take care of yourselves regularly.
We should play a game: AI-generated or student-generated?
DeleteGenius! Artificial intelligence versus absent intelligence.
DeleteBen, that was my thought exactly.
DeleteMakov chain student evaluations?
Delete"So teachers take care of themselves regularly."
ReplyDeleteI find Grape Nuts do this effectively.
oatmeal works pretty well, too.
DeleteIt's a spam comment dropped so that you'll click on the spammer's name.
ReplyDeleteI like the AI angle. Was the algorithm trained by feeding it student essays?
A low-calorie diet, indeed.
DeleteLow calorie but not low fat.
DeleteIt's a revenue stream for TurnItIn. They scan the text of student essays then use that data to train chatbots. I'm surprised that the bots sound as good as they do, given the source material they have to work with.
DeleteI suspect they've been feeding it student emails from my inbox. Either that or I'm corresponding with the bot. Either way, I seem to be spending an increasing amount of time just trying to figure out what the question is, let alone how to answer it.
DeleteI am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
ReplyDeleteBob mopped the sweat of his brow, and then placed his wide-brim hat back on his head. His dog Lucky lay sprawled at his feet; it was just too hot to chase after the squirrels foraging on the front lawn, mere yards away from possible capture.
ReplyDelete"But when some teachers do some wrong then more of them teachers got wrong near people" Bob intoned, and then he spit out a stream of tobacco juice and stared directly at me with narrowed eyes, as if daring me to offer a retort to his front porch wisdom. I merely nodded my head slightly in acknowledgement, took a sip of my iced tea, and we continued to watch the hazy afternoon march along.
I would like to join you and Bob on the porch, please (though I wouldn't mind keeping the weather I've currently got: sunny and crisp. Lucky can chase the squirrels through the fallen leaves, and they'll still stay a yard ahead of capture).
Deleteobligatory Krusty the Clown
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw&spfreload=10