Scene: A huge lecture theatre, with many students busily writing in test books. The professor looks at his watch, and announces, "pencils down." The stragglers all reluctantly put down their pens and file up to the desk with their papers, except one student who keeps writing, putting the finishing touches on their paper.
A few moments later he gets in line, but the keen-eyed professor says, "No, I won't accept your paper. You kept writing after I called time. It's not fair to the other students you get more time."
The student pulls himself up to his full height and stares the professor in the eye indignantly. "Do you know who I am?"
The professor, slightly nervously but standing on his principles, says, "No."
"Good" says the student, and shoves his paper into the middle of the pile.
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