Sunday, July 18, 2010

Grading Cat

I am a humanities prof with a cat.

While grading, the cat jumped onto my chair and ran across my keyboard.

Cat typed, ccccccccccccccccccccf.

Thanks for saving me the trouble, cat!

4 comments:

  1. Go cat, go!July 19, 2010 at 2:30 AM

    Grading cat is grading!

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  2. Dr. SnarkyJuly 19, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    Here, kitty kitty kitty!

    or,

    I CAN HAS GRADING CAT???

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  3. Polar BearJuly 19, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Oh, I did laugh. I need to borrow this cat. LOLFAIL. Lately I've taken to using a personal internal response rubric of
    "Ooh, shiny!" [A-range],
    "eh." [Ok, whatever. B-range],
    "meh." [shrug. C through B-] and
    "feh."

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  4. No CookiesJuly 22, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    How about this?:
    A = Above the pathetic average by enough to get you a top grade. Not much of a challenge, but notable that it actually occurred.
    B = Better than the majority. Considering that the majority are morons or stoned or not even in class, it's not too impressive.
    C = Come on. This is the best you could do?
    D = Doomed. That's what you are.
    F = You're totally Fucked.

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