Plagiarism!p.s. If any of you humanities people are music proffies, I would give you my KINGDOM if you set this to music.* (I'd do it myself, but unfortunately, I can't sing my way out of a paper bag.**)
[etc, etc.... cuz when it came to lyrics, Handel did a lot with a little.]
I knew this jock would cheat on this paper.
The University rules
ARE THE RULES OF THIS CLASSROOM!
Oh, consequence; expulsion's next!
And ye shall fail forever and ever.
Cheat of cheats
And thief of words
[with a flourish:] Plagiarissssss--mmmmmm!
*Extra credit available for submissions received in vidshizzle format.
**Note: the paper bag is my kingdom. Offer valid for a limited time. Only available in the contiguous 49 states. Sorry, Tennessee!
[Edited 7/17 to add: Ok, I just set up a creative commons license for this, so seriously--have at it!]
Plagiarism! by Dr. Snarky is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Based on a work at collegemisery.blogspot.com.