Friday, August 13, 2010

"All the snarky proffies!" From CM: The Musical

A certain infectious Beyonce song got stuck in my head today. And now, Dr. Snarky is pleased to present:

ALL THE SNARKY PROFFIES!
The new hit single from College Misery: The Musical.*
All the snarky proffies!
All the snarky proffies.
All the snarky proffies!
All the snarky proffies.

Now put your pens down
Out on the town, no need to frown
I got all my grading done.
Just checked my email, you saw that you failed...
Shoulda left my iPhone home.

I won't write back, won't cut slack
Don't pay you any attention.
Go drown in your tears up to your ears.
You can't grub a grade from me.

Cause if you want an A, you shoulda spent some time on it.
If you wanna A, you shoulda spent some time on it.
Don't be mad once you see an F or D on it.
If you wanna A, you shoulda just worked hard on it.
Uh-oh, oh.
* Yes, this can coexist in the same production as "Plagiarism!" We're pomo that way.

3 comments:

  1. Polar BearAugust 13, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    On the one hand: Nice!

    On the other hand: Jesus H., this damn song is going to be in my head for ANOTHER two weeks and I try to drift off to sleep. Dr. Snarky shares the passive aggressive earworm luv.

    On my alien third hand sticking out of the middle of my chest: Nice nametag on the graphic.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 13, 2010 at 4:54 PM

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  3. PickyHistorianAugust 22, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Thanks for the earworm. GAH. It will be reinforced 'cos my workout instructor loves this song (good for doing hip-pops and shoulder shimmies).

    On the other hand ... lovely!

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