In response to the CM MANIFESTO, the otherwise infallible Meanest Professor Ever sez, "Not everyone has access to photo alteration technology."
Allow me to present: a buttload of free online photo editors.
So, will you use your newfound powers for good, or for awesome? (I hope the answer is for awesome.)
p.s. If you have a penchant for crappy graphics (like the crappy brown now being used for the site--what the hell???), I hope you will consider glitter graphics. Yeah, now that's class!