Tuesday, September 14, 2010

"Gov. Jay Nixon's news conference was canceled."

"Deranged student" (maybe it was Timothy?) slashed the throat of a dean this morning.

Hell, if the students are going after the deans, then we proffies on the front lines sure as hell have to be concerned. We're the gatekeepers--the proffies and the deans and others--and those crazy shits (ahem, students) are going to continue to get angrier. Welcome to the jungle. Watch your back... and your throat.


12 comments:

  1. watch out for demonic tatttos, is that it? wonder if he'd have been a more calm student if we made textbooks available on Kindle?

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  2. Maybe one of the student's former professors should have tried to be his BFF.

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  3. Maybe he was just outraged at the exploitation of adjuncts.

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  4. I'm going to start wearing Kevlar (tm) turtlenecks--even in the summer!

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  5. The dean, Albert Dimmitt Jr., was described as having a slashed throat.

    Bubba had a YouTube link to the song "Welcome to the Jungle."

    The band who performed the song was Guns N' Roses, whose lead guitarist is nicknamed "Slash."

    COINCIDENCE?!

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  6. Two slashed throat stories so far this month: one, a Dean and a disgruntled student. The other, a Muslim at work and a douchebag Islamophobe.

    And yet, these attacks still remain purely anecdotal; there is no cause for concern that this will begin happening in our own classrooms.

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  7. Until I see a post from Midwest May, I'm not going to be convinced that she's not the disgruntled student. And, seriously, who could blame her?

    I know some good defense attorneys, May :)

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  8. Maybe the Dean "unfriended" him on Facebook.

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  9. Wow. Not Timothy, though, as I'm not at a CC. And not in KC, but hey.

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  10. Haha and I just saw Prissy's comment. Yeah, not me either. :P

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