First of all, wtf would make you think I'd want you to "keep in touch"? This isn't camp, sweetheart. We are not peers. Contrary to what you must think about your specialness, I don't need you. I have a life. You are a transient in that life.
Secondly, check your use of "keep". Attending class approximately 20% of the time doesn't indicate that you were ever "in touch" in the first place.
And finally, you're lucky your pathetic attempts to suck up before grades are determined was a waste of your time and that I don't open these insultingly transparent offerings (because the curiosity eventually gets to me) until after I grade because.... YOU SHOULD MAKE THE FUCK SURE A WOMAN IS PREGNANT BEFORE YOU WISH HER AND "the soon to be little one" LUCK, DUMB ASS!!!