Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Mornings At My House (A Hit And Run)

5am: Alarm goes off.
505: BD gets out of bed, grasps actual biological dog by scruff of neck, puts on leash, goes outside.
515: First cup of coffee.
520: Grading.
615: Reviewing crap for 9am lecture.
700: Wakes up Atom Smasher for the first time. He says "Mwazrwaoar?"
700-710: Shower
710: Wakes up Smasher for the second time. He says "Five more."
712: Email, read crazy people website.
730: Wakes up Smasher for third time. Threatens to sic actual biological dog (now curled up next to Smasher and snoring contentedly) on him.
730-745: Fix face, drink or eat something, take drugs.
745: Smasher totters out of bedroom, into bathroom.
[Fifteen minutes of me screwing around]
800: Egress.
805: Smasher dropped at his domicile.
820: BD at campus.
821: Despair.

5 comments:

  1. I have to say, your experience looks pretty normal. Although I'd replace "despair" with ennui.

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  2. I suspected as much...and you're right. Ennui is more appropriate.

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  3. Oh no, despair is absolutely correct on some days...but I've left despair behind a long time ago. It was rotten for my digestion...

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  4. Don't leave us hanging...

    did you make it through the day?

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  5. I would replace despair with existentialist crisis, which I sometimes refer to as Why Should I Give a Fuck time.

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