Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Comment Spam-Blocker.

In the past day or so, the spam blocker seems to have been outfitted with a stronger filter of some kind. 20 comments yesterday and 7 already today have been re-directed to our spam filter. This is a much higher number than in the previous months, and I don't have an explanation for it.

One thing to try and keep in mind is this. If your comment doesn't immediately appear, don't assume that the moderator is an "asshole, trying to silence dissenting voices."

I do not work on the site all day long. I check in from time to time during my day, and always check the spam filter. Every comment that has been caught in the Google spam filter has made its way onto the site. I'm sorry when this has inconvenienced you.

- CM Moderator

17 comments:

  1. Any idea what sets it off? It obviously isn't bothered by profanity (which is fine by me). Indications of commercial speech? urls? Exclamation points? Let's see:

    Go to www.collegemisery.com for a terrific sale on brand-name and designer angst, anomie, and assholery!!!!!

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  2. @Cassandra

    I don't know WHAT the spam blocker catches. I've reviewed several of the comments that get snagged, and there is no discernible system.

    But, in good news, I want to adopt your sales pitch to promote the page!

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  3. Zombie Overlord Anonymous Moderator is trying to censor us. I know it!!

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  4. Motherfucker. Devry. Snuggies.

    {This is just a test.}

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  5. @Moderator: Thanks for the info.; I figured you would have said something if there were any clear dos or don'ts, but couldn't resist playing around. Apparently I don't do a very good imitation of a spambot. Maybe the originating domain/IP address also plays a role? Anyway, it's good to know that the possibility of comments getting hung up in the system exists, and that they will eventually be rescued. Thanks for all you do.

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  6. Nigger Jim. George Bush. PSA test. The quick brown fox jumped over the masturbating, evil, free, buy-one-get-one-free, CIA-loving, conspiracy theorist. MMR causes autism. Google is evil.

    Just another test.

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  7. ViAA!!gra! Peennusss extenders! Online Pharmacy ! Work at home a Connecticut Mom made $16,000 a week! Online degrees!

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  8. "Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons."

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  9. The Soviet Union was the greatest country in the World. DOWN WITH CAPITALISM! The Tea Party is a Fascist plot. Free Tibet! The People's Republic of China has become a joke. Obama fucked yo'mama.
    Screw Facebook! Banks suck! Murder Wall Street! Spammers spam this spamming spammed site. Playboy magazine is for wealthy geriatrics! Watch Mystery Science Theater 3000! Eupert Murdoch bites his own fart bubbles! Money is not your god!

    This was a test.

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  10. Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur.

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  11. Commentarii de Bello Gallico et Lingua Latina ab cōlō amari videntur

    ergo...

    ἀλλὰ γὰρ ἤδη ὥρα ἀπιέναι, ἐμοὶ μὲν ἀποθανουμένῳ, ὑμῖν δὲ βιωσομένοις: ὁπότεροι δὲ ἡμῶν ἔρχονται ἐπὶ ἄμεινον πρᾶγμα, ἄδηλον παντὶ πλὴν ἢ τῷ θεῷ.

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  12. The spam filter has remarkably catholic tastes.

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  13. Greetings, it is I, deposed king of Nigeria. I bless you and family. Please to help me. I fled with cheque of 13,000,000 euros and need to place it in US account for safeholding. Please to send me name, bank account number and routing number, social security number. I put cheque in bank and give you one million for your troubles. God has sent you to me.

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