you're stupid. you're annoying. you're disruptive. you're a horrible human being. you're a brat. you're a waste of time. you smell. you're Facebooking in class. you're wasting time enrolling in college. you don't pay attention. you don't follow directions. you never shut up. you're a lying, pathetic cheater/plagiarist. you have fancier gadgets than s/he does. you make more money at your part-time job than s/he does teaching full-time at 2-5 schools.
Your professor doesn't hate you. She's just tired. You are one of 180 students in her 5 classes this semester. Why do you think she hates you in particular?
- She hardly ever calls on me.
You interrupt lectures with questions that show you have not done the reading.
- She walked right past me after saying "Hi" and closed the door to her office.
You usually arrive 20 minutes before her office hour. She has told you repeatedly that she is not available before 3.
- She said, "That's nice" instead of listening to how I got this sunburn on my lower lower back over the weekend -- see?
Did you notice that she was setting up the laptop and projector, writing an announcement on the board, and passing out the term papers she had graded over the weekend?
P.S. Thanks, Fab, for another flash of brilliance!
Your professor hates you because...
ReplyDeleteyou're stupid.
you're annoying.
you're disruptive.
you're a horrible human being.
you're a brat.
you're a waste of time.
you smell.
you're Facebooking in class.
you're wasting time enrolling in college.
you don't pay attention.
you don't follow directions.
you never shut up.
you're a lying, pathetic cheater/plagiarist.
you have fancier gadgets than s/he does.
you make more money at your part-time job than s/he does teaching full-time at 2-5 schools.
Your professor doesn't hate you. She's just tired.
ReplyDeleteYou are one of 180 students in her 5 classes this semester.
Why do you think she hates you in particular?
- She hardly ever calls on me.
You interrupt lectures with questions that show you have not done the reading.
- She walked right past me after saying "Hi" and closed the door to her office.
You usually arrive 20 minutes before her office hour. She has told you repeatedly that she is not available before 3.
- She said, "That's nice" instead of listening to how I got this sunburn on my lower lower back over the weekend -- see?
Did you notice that she was setting up the laptop and projector, writing an announcement on the board, and passing out the term papers she had graded over the weekend?
P.S. Thanks, Fab, for another flash of brilliance!
The smallest number of students I have ever had in one semester is 380. What on earth makes them think I have enough energy to HATE them?
ReplyDeleteI don't hate you. I indifference you.
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