A judge has decided that our students' emails are not protected by FERPA. So now we don't need to anonymize them anymore. We don't need to call the snowflakes "Feckless Farah" or "Stupid Sammy" or "Careless Carol." No more speaking in code. We can just come right out and publish the little idiots' uncensored, unabridged emails--with their real names attached.
So, tomorrow, you might want to put together a Powerpoint presentation for your class, titled, "These are some of your classmates' stupid emails."
Or compile a book full of the emails and market it on late-night TV: "Emails Gone Wild! Uncensored! See your peers' emails IN THE RAW! Just $9.95 if you call now!"