Scoring the cracker would be a coup.Sporting the carrot would be a kook.
Or vice versa, but with a tomato.
Never mind, it's opposite day. My mistake.
Forget the carrot. Did anyone contact the woman we all thought was a hooker?
I seriously meant to have a carrot and forgot. Dammit.
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Scoring the cracker would be a coup.
ReplyDeleteSporting the carrot would be a kook.
Or vice versa, but with a tomato.
DeleteNever mind, it's opposite day. My mistake.
DeleteForget the carrot. Did anyone contact the woman we all thought was a hooker?
ReplyDeleteI seriously meant to have a carrot and forgot. Dammit.
ReplyDelete